I was going to post all the lyrics but the mods might tidy it up due to some of it's *ahem* content. The Bleeding is my all time favourite Cannibal Corpse album.
ANYWAY
CONFRONT ME UNHOLY ONES
BASTARD SAINTS SCORN OF THE EARTHHHH I SUMMON THEE NOW POISON MEEEE DEATH UNDER WILL BURN IN MY SOULLLLL
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tylerp wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:00 pm
made a baby hhhehehhh
This isn't death metal, and it's not 90's, but I find it so funny:
"I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again"
...YEAH, you're going to have to explain that one.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
Hollow wrote:...YEAH, you're going to have to explain that one.
Some dumbass goregrind band from Finland (I think?) called TORSOFUCK. The album: Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy!! Gore=ridiculous. Oh, and the song's title, in case you couldn't guess, is Raped by Elephants or some shit.
Hollow wrote:...YEAH, you're going to have to explain that one.
Some dumbass goregrind band from Finland (I think?) called TORSOFUCK. The album: Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy!! Gore=ridiculous. Oh, and the song's title, in case you couldn't guess, is Raped by Elephants or some shit.
HUH. Yeah...that's...wow. Finland!
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
Hollow wrote:...YEAH, you're going to have to explain that one.
Some dumbass goregrind band from Finland (I think?) called TORSOFUCK. The album: Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy!! Gore=ridiculous. Oh, and the song's title, in case you couldn't guess, is Raped by Elephants or some shit.
HUH. Yeah...that's...wow. Finland!
Yeah man. But it's not just Finland. THE WHOLE GENRE HAS SERIOUS ISSUES.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.