ROAD TRIP

[Jordan f.]

I am currently on a 3000+km road trip over the span of 3 weeks. We don't have a valid drivers licence.....

Post awesome road trips you've done. I will write about this one when I get back and actually have more the 15mins at a computer like once a week.

[Rude Boy Puff]

So we're in the thick of the shasta mountains outside of california with noogz at the wheel, 2 broads, and a crust punk heading back from a show at the pound. We got sort of a crash course in the "ghettos of the bay area" as we had been staying in an illegal appartment above an arco station with a bathroom door that wouldnt close, hookers smoking crack outside our window (I have pictures) ,and a high speed chase waking us up one of the 2 mornings and the venue we attended the show at was home to a murder outside a madball show not a week later which is funny cause we debated either this show or the madball terror show before as at the time madball had not toured in years (I think thats when freddy was in jail) Were driving along in the middle of the night when we pop a tire. Thinking it was no problem as we have a jack and spare, but much to our dismay the jack is useless and we are more or less fucked when a station wagon pulls up filled to the tits with mexicans. Being white kids from the suburbs we are scared shitless we are about to be robbed by this mobb of gangster looking mexicans piled at least 10 deep in this 5 seat car. Fortunatly they really only wanted to help and they did so by picking up noogz car so we could get the lug nuts off and change the tire. When we pulled our wallets out for saving our cracker asses they didnt want a dime and just drove off into the night. My faith in humanity was retored for at least 24 hours.

[Hollow]

I love that story. I'll post something in a bit.

[KYLESTYLE]

[Jordan f.]

hahahah I love when shit like that happens and stereo types get proved wrong. Here the samoens get a bad rep for ramdomely jumping people and being sketchy. We were walking down the street in Brisbane with these two GIANT samoen dudes(totally thugged out to) in front of us. I was talking to my friend saying dumb Step Brothers quotes when one of them stops and eyes me up. Out of no where goes "motha fucka you talking about step brothas? That shit is fucking funny" Ended up just walking down the street laughing our asses off talking about step brothers and the hangover. Good dudes