CONVERGE/COALESCE/ME JERKING OFF IN SEATTLE

[grind/bro]

http://neumos.com/neumos.php?action=cal ... a35f5b1bb1
According to this little site we have a tour in Seattle featuring
COALESCE
and
CONVERGE

Dudes we are fucking GOING to this. Fuck every other fest/show this year. I don't give a flying-fuck if this falls on Hardcore fest. I will be at this show. If you're coming with me, prepare to see me cry/jack off at the same time for essentially the entirely of both Coalesce and Converges sets. I will begin sexual rubbing during Lewd Acts.

[Fish]

No way this will be anytime near hardcore fest - isn't it in May?
I may be down for this ... Coalesce...

[xWillBrattx]

I'm considering going to this, but I have a wedding to attend in Vancouver 2 weeks later.

[Andrew]

Converge/Coalesce/Black Breath !

[dalamar501]

seeing converge at Nemos a few years ago was cool.
would do it again.
maybe i can convince enough people to give me money for my birthday that i can afford to go to this.
also would need a passport fuck... really need to do that

[krisribs]

COUNT ME SO THE FUCK IN

[Hollow]

Kris: Get a bunch of the cool Nanaimo kids together and caravan down to Vic. We'll all take the ferry to Vancouver together where we'll meet with...

Andrew: Get all the cool Van/Langley kids together. We'll all drive down to Seattle in a party bus. Straightedge kids drive. The rest of us annihilate what little is left of our brain cells.

We get to Seattle, destroy ourselves to Converge, then burn Nuemo's down like it's the White House.

Okay, everyone got their play books?

BREAK.

[Andrew]

I like a man with a plan.

[Hollow]

You should hear my plan for Nicks Mom...rawr

[grind/bro]

That woman would turn your scrub ass down.

[krisribs]

Nanaimo Kids? Cool? YEAH OK.

But I'll spread the word! Stoked on this plan!

[Fish]

Yeah, so that sounds like an awesome plan.

[Andrew]

Yeah, so that sounds like an astonishing plan.

Which one, the Converge show plan, or Willa's one for Nick's mom?

[Fish]

The first one. I don't think I want to know any more about the second one.

[grind/bro]

Know that she likes actual men. Not a bunch of dudes in their 20's pretending like they're still teenagers.

[Andrew]

Know that she likes actual men. Not a bunch of dudes in their 20's pretending like they're still teenagers.

That certainly narrows the field in hardcore, doesn't it?

[grind/bro]

Know that she likes actual men. Not a bunch of dudes in their 20's pretending like they're still teenagers.

That certainly narrows the field in hardcore, doesn't it?

[Hollow]

Know that she likes actual men. Not a bunch of dudes in their 20's pretending like they're still teenagers.

That certainly narrows the field in hardcore, doesn't it?

Psh. I'm all man.

[xchadx]

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[grind/bro]

Know that she likes actual men. Not a bunch of dudes in their 20's pretending like they're still teenagers.

That certainly narrows the field in hardcore, doesn't it?

Psh. I'm all man.