Rude Boy Puff wrote:Where can I find this mythical "vanilla pepsi"
Go to 7-11. Go to the fountain drink section. There are three buttons in between all the buttons there are three smaller buttons marked "Cherry" "Vanilla" and "Lemon".
Press Vanilla.
Put cup under Pepsi spout.
???.
Profit.
my man! fuck with some vanilla doctor pepper. I garauntee after your first sip you will feel an urge to build a time machine, go back to '89 and stage mosh during chain of strength wearing a uniform choice 4 sided "use your head" wishing well shirt over your favourite champion brand hoodie.
Rude Boy Puff wrote:Where can I find this mythical "vanilla pepsi"
Go to 7-11. Go to the fountain drink section. There are three buttons in between all the buttons there are three smaller buttons marked "Cherry" "Vanilla" and "Lemon".
Press Vanilla.
Put cup under Pepsi spout.
???.
Profit.
my man! fuck with some vanilla doctor pepper. I garauntee after your first sip you will feel an urge to build a time machine, go back to '89 and stage mosh during chain of strength wearing a uniform choice 4 sided "use your head" wishing well shirt over your favourite champion brand hoodie.
ok Willa, you are rolling to the show with all your friends. you have a stomach full of vegan pizza and some warzone covers on your mind. thats about as awesome as doctor pepper. add a fresh fade from the barber the day before and a fresh ALERT shirt on your back aswell. thats like adding vanilla to your doctor pepper
ok Willa, you are the highest bidder on the no tolerance demo tape and there are 5 minutes left on the auction. that is as fucking cool as going to 7-11 for a dr pepper.
with 5 seconds left you get outbid on the no tolerance tape. BOGUS VIBES! some euro with way to much money to spend on tapes probably one it. damn the conversion rate for working to their advantage. thats as lame as getting to 7-11 and them being out of bottles of dr pepper.
2 weeks later your friend hands you the no tolerance demo tape! turns out he knew you wanted it real bad so he was the one who one it on ebay. what a sweet dude. that dude is the human equivlent to the vanilla dr pepper you just realized 7-11 has in the big gulp machine! get your mind out of the gutter dude!(or in this case get your mind out of the drink case)
I love vanilla Dr. Pepper. Definitely doing that next jam.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
